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Pope Grabs A Souvenir

In: Random

20 Sep 2010

The main issue, however, is the B squad security team that was apparently assigned to the Pope on Christmas Eve. The team has one job and one job only – walk next to Eggs Benedict and make sure no one tries to flank him while he walks down the aisle. Just keep an eye out for anything suspicious…like the fucking lady in the bright red coat that suddenly pops up in the front row like a neon whack-a-mole. How about assigning an agent to walk on the side of the procession so the free safety doesn’t have to land a flying form tackle from the rear? Idiots.


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