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Missing Glove

In: Random

21 Jul 2010

You can now buy Michael Jackson perfume made using DNA samples from his hair. A company called My DNA Fragrance can engineer scents from human genetic codes.

Mum and dad-to-be Dawn Kelley and William Hickman, from Sunderland, couldn’t believe their eyes when looking at this scan of their unborn baby – seeing the face of Jacko staring back at them.

Tough loss for the B’s last night. On the upside, I thought they looked really sharp at both ends of the ice. Bergeron and Kreji had great games.

truTV – Man obsessed with the 80s gets his DeLorean repossessed…then dances like michael jackson.

The Sun – Actor Macaulay Culkin is the mystery dad of Michael Jackson’s son Blanket, it was claimed last night. The Home Alone film star is said to have donated sperm to help Jacko create his seven-year-old offspring – real name Prince Michael II. The two celebrities became firm friends after Culkin, now 29, shot [...]

For years we wondered why Michael Jackson chose to completely transform his face. Now we know what he was going for. This 3,000 year-old statue of an Egyptian Princess can be seen at the Field Museum in Chicago. The resemblance is uncanny…even the nose is a match.

Paris Hilton’s daily existence is the paradigm of chiefdom, so essentially she’s always good for a substitution whenever the rest of America has a quiet week.

I have now officially suppressed all memories of Stephon Marbury playing for the Celtics.

You know, sometimes the gods smile upon you, my friends.  I spent last week patiently waiting for a new chief to step up to the plate and knock one out of the park, but there were no indians to be found.  I was tempted to hand the headdress to some random dickhead that got added [...]


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