Killer boots, man.
Let’s breeze through the nominees that have stepped up since the Leno/Conan shitstorm dissipated. Simon Monjack announced he would be filing a wrongful death lawsuit against Warner Brothers, claiming they killed his wife Brittany Murphy by firing her from Happy Feet 2. He went on to state:
“She has never, and I repeat NEVER, [...]
In: Random
2 Feb 2010Is that Blake Wheeler in the background?
In: News
19 Jan 2010If Dieter had planned this whole thing out a little better, he would have had idiot Stefan Koch bring him a bottle of vodka, cigarettes, and fireworks, too.
In: Sports
1 Oct 2009See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.
In: Random
18 Sep 20091. Fast forward to 1:48
2. Look at the score
3. Watch the player inbounding the ball
4. Realize that this is why nobody watches the WNBA.
In: Random
2 Sep 2009JOLIET, Ill., Aug. 28 (UPI) — Authorities in Illinois said a woman destroyed her car by trying to use a cigarette lighter to check the level of fuel in a gas can she was filling.
Police said the 27-year-old woman was filling up a gas can in the passenger seat of her yellow 1970 Chevrolet 400 [...]
In: Facebook/Twitter
24 Aug 2009Beasley just recently posted this pic of his new tattoo on Twitter. A lot of people are assuming that the baggy on the floor contains weed. What do I think? I think it’s just a bag of Ju Ju Beas…
Nice tattoo, idiot.
In: Random
17 Aug 2009Even when a person acts like a complete moron, you can usually still pick out some semblance of reasoning behind the sequence of events. That flawed thought process can often be attributed to substance abuse, having persuasive dickheads for friends, general cause & effect curiosity, or a freak mistake. Then this video comes along and [...]
In: News
27 Jul 2009As if the idiot from this morning who pulled over a U/C wasn’t enough, we bring you this shithead…
TMZ.com – “Drunkard Mistakes Cop Shop For Hotel, Checks In”
The (man above) is accused of making one of the stupidest mistakes ever this weekend – he allegedly drove drunk to a trooper station and then tried checking [...]
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