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I’m gonna go with the machine gun. Real chicks dig machine guns, thus alleviating any need for a fake vagina.
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6 Nov 2009Guy borrow’s friend’s fleshlight, bangs friend’s mom, get’s mom pregnant, worries that she’s pregnant with her son’s fleshlight semen.
Succu Dry Sex in a Can from Fleshlight, the first vampire inspired sex toy. Be thankful that I’m writing about this and not a plastic mold of a werewolf anus.
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31 Aug 2009- Courtesy Gamerpaper.com
In: News| Technology
3 Jun 2009LA Times – Video game players with less-than-dexterous thumbs will soon stand a fighting chance, with Microsoft Corp. on Monday promising a new method for controlling the action with full body movements.
The Redmond, Wash., software giant unveiled a technology for its Xbox 360 video game console that, as early as next year, could let [...]
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4 May 2009In the future, computers will come with self-cleaning fleshlights built in. Forward thinking, brought to you by Boozeworthy.
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