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28 Drinks Later

In: Funny or Die

2 Dec 2009

“28 Days Later” From Nick Swardson’s “Seriously, Who Farted?” DVD / CD presented by Comedy Central

Police in Seattle said an intoxicated man overestimated his own ninja skills and impaled himself on a fence post.

Women Love Drunk Sex

In: News

24 Sep 2009

Lemon Drop – Remember that dude you slept with last night? No? Perhaps you’re among the six percent of women who have never had sex sober, according to new research.The study, which was conducted by “female hygiene” company FemFresh (eek), questioned 3,000 British women and came up with some surprising results: about 50 percent of women [...]

As if the idiot from this morning who pulled over a U/C wasn’t enough, we bring you this shithead… – “Drunkard Mistakes Cop Shop For Hotel, Checks In” The (man above) is accused of making one of the stupidest mistakes ever this weekend – he allegedly drove drunk to a trooper station and then [...]

I honestly couldn’t believe my eyes when I checked the site a few minutes ago. I don’t know which asshole at Google decided to pull a prank on me, but I am impressed. How dare they advertise “sober college” on!! These ads couldn’t represent us any worse. I am now forced to tag the [...]

GRAND ISLAND, Neb. – A man was arrested after authorities were tipped off about a reckless — and naked — driver on Interstate 80 in central Nebraska. The Nebraska State Patrol said a 26-year-old man was arrested Saturday evening on suspicion of driving while intoxicated and driving under suspension. The patrol said the man was [...]

Pictured: Gorilla found drunk off of bamboo sap. (Click the picture to read more) This just proves to me that mother nature is A OK with drunkenness, thus validating a lot of my heretofore seemingly poor life choices.  FYI: bamboo sap is the monkey equivalent of hennessey. Ok, man, nothing is ever that funny.


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