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My 20 y/o son is home from college. He’s a great kid, attactive and well-liked, but he’s also never had a girlfriend. I think he’d have more confidence if he could lose his virginity by getting wild with an *older* woman. I’m sure he’s super horny; from looking at the socks and towels in his [...]

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Im a 25 year old college girl looking for a successful, licensed, (MALE) Dentist to be my personal guy. By personal, i mean you give me the dental work i need & i will definately repay you…if you know what i mean? so if your my guy & your interested, we can send eachother pics [...]

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New Moon midnight showing – m4w – 27 (Fargo, ND) i sat behind you at he midnight showing of New Moon last night. Me: medium height, dark hair, long nails, mysterious. You: straight long blond hair, full ruby lips, you were wearing black cargo pants and a twilight hoodie. as your hair draped down behind [...]

Chewbacca + C-3PO costume may be a bit weird but if you give the amputee a fanny pack full of beers, you’ve got yourself a portable bartender. Halloween kids.

Game of clue + Jerking it = ClueJO

Craiglist – That’s right, unlike the competition, I have a solid-gold, firmer than firm, $1 million guarantee: You give me $1 million, and we can do it any way you want. Like the reverse cowgirl? Just call me Trigger. Traditional missionary? I will spread your gospel. Want it from behind while I pull your hair [...]

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February 5, 2009: Dear diary, I tried to sell my Nintendo Wii through my college’s equivalent of Craig’s List last week. I was asking $400 for the package because the system could play burned copies of games and included a bunch of extras. I received several offers in the $300 range that I was considering, but decided to hold [...]


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