It’s like Detective Mills once said, “When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you’re insane? Maybe you’re just sitting around, reading Guns and Ammo, masturbating in your own feces…do you just stop and go, ‘Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am?’ Yeah? Do you guys do [...]
Imagine Jay Leno having to come up with witty banter every time Harrison Ford gave a 3-word response. Instead of being subtly hilarious it would have been unbearably awkward.
Norm MacDonald is one of my favorite comedians. It’s a shame that he doesn’t get the appreciation he deserves. Should I ever write a movie, I guarantee there will be a part in it for him. He shouldn’t hold his breath though, I spend most of my free time drinking.
Aziz Ansari on Conan from Aziz Ansari
It’s strange, he could predict the Conan fiasco, but he couldn’t predict that a diet of drugs, booze, and canoles would lower his life expectancy to age 45.
Well, as suspected, Leno’s statement in support of Conan, that he wouldn’t take back the Tonight Show, was utter bullshit.
- Thanks to Greg for the tip. I can’t confirm whether or not this is Conan’s doing, but I’d like to think he was behind this joke. For those of you that haven’t been watching the show this week, you are truly missing out. Conan is showing zero restraint in bashing NBC and Jay Leno. [...]
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