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Peace on Earth/Little Drummer Boy with Will Ferrell & John C. Reilly from Will Ferrell

“What do I need a Home Depot gift card for? I got all this wood!”

Yup, that’s a tree made out of 2000 Heineken bottles. Took the BW crew about two weeks to stockpile all the empties. Unfortunately, AK got arrested for trying to bang a reindeer. We’ll have to find him an apartment at least 100 miles away from a zoo.

The main issue, however, is the B squad security team that was apparently assigned to the Pope on Christmas Eve. The team has one job and one job only – walk next to Eggs Benedict and make sure no one tries to flank him while he walks down the aisle. Just keep an eye out for anything suspicious…like the fucking lady in the bright red coat that suddenly pops up in the front row like a neon whack-a-mole. How about assigning an agent to walk on the side of the procession so the free safety doesn’t have to land a flying form tackle from the rear? Idiots.

These pics of Denise Milani might be the best gift you get all weekend. Let’s hope she doesn’t own any Christmas sweaters, because covering those puppies up would be like slapping God across the face on his son’s birthday.


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