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“The internet’s completely over,” he explained. “I don’t see why I should give my new music to iTunes or anyone else. They won’t pay me an advance for it, and then they get angry when they can’t get it.”
Killer boots, man. Let’s breeze through the nominees that have stepped up since the Leno/Conan shitstorm dissipated. Simon Monjack announced he would be filing a wrongful death lawsuit against Warner Brothers, claiming they killed his wife Brittany Murphy by firing her from Happy Feet 2. He went on to state: “She has never, and I [...]
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11 Nov 2009At what point will natural selection step in and wipe these guys out? As long as places like Guido Beach continue to exist, douchebaggery won’t disappear.
Paris Hilton’s daily existence is the paradigm of chiefdom, so essentially she’s always good for a substitution whenever the rest of America has a quiet week.
He likes rapping, dancing, acting – whatever. I call bullshit. He’s managed to come across as more of a chief in the past month than he has in recent years.
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24 Jun 2009Hello fellow Boozers, The Booze himself has kindly invited me to join the website’s writing team. I plan to help make this place the best thing to hit the internet since hulu and redtube – a lofty goal, I agree. I’ll be adding a more column-based approach to the site with new weekly features such [...]
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