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I’ve never been one to follow through on new years resolutions, so I’ll kill two birds with one stone. I vow to get really hammered on the last day of 2009 and wake up hungover on the first day of 2010. This is probably how the night is gonna go down… 9:00 – Show up at [...]

The Beer Flow Chart

In: Random

30 Dec 2009

If you have to think this much when picking out a beer, then just grab a bottle of whiskey instead and call it a night. Nonetheless, to whoever made this flow chart, we commend your effort.

Before Capn Morgan gets his greasy paws on the disposable flask, I’m going to brew some home-grown Massachusetts rum and start filling up 12 packs. “Capri-Rums” by Boozeworthy.

It sounds like drinking this ROOT stuff straight up tastes much better, but I bet adding some coke, root beer, or cream soda would work as well. Someone give it a try and let me know the results.

Of course, we here at Boozeworthy strongly recommend you only fill these cups with alcohol. That way everything will seem a bit more humorous and a little less racist.

We here at Boozeworthy are strong proponents of tipping back some holiday cheer at Christmas parties, but this thing just defeats the whole purpose of a flask.

Fifty-one percent (51%) of American adults say alcohol is more dangerous than marijuana, according to a new Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey. Just 19% disagree and say pot is worse. But 25% say both are equally dangerous. Just two percent (2%) say neither is dangerous. Younger adults are more likely than their elders to view [...]

I honestly couldn’t believe my eyes when I checked the site a few minutes ago. I don’t know which asshole at Google decided to pull a prank on me, but I am impressed. How dare they advertise “sober college” on!! These ads couldn’t represent us any worse. I am now forced to tag the [...]

"I'm Your Huckleberry"

In: Random

24 Jun 2009

Hello fellow Boozers, The Booze himself has kindly invited me to join the website’s writing team. I plan to help make this place the best thing to hit the internet since hulu and redtube – a lofty goal, I agree. I’ll be adding a more column-based approach to the site with new weekly features such [...]


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