If you have to think this much when picking out a beer, then just grab a bottle of whiskey instead and call it a night. Nonetheless, to whoever made this flow chart, we commend your effort.
Cool imagery and delicious beer.
We at Boozeworthy strongly encourage all our faithful readers to go out and dig through those heavenly display cases at your local liquor store until you find a sixer of Buzzard’s Bay. If you don’t do it now, you may never have the chance again.
In: Random2 Nov 2009
Guy Shotguns His Beer Like A Bitch, Pukes on Friend
Drunk man tries to buy liquor from a convenience store, but struggles to stay on his feet.
Yesterday was Arthur’s Day, so fix yourself a black and tan.Â If youÂ want to impress your friends tonight with some interesting variations of this popular drink, then keep reading.Â Many of you probably didn’t even know the Irish version of the black and tan isn’t the version we get from bartenders in the U.S.Â Â In all [...]
Countryfest is finally upon us, my friends.Â We’ve had to wait longer than usual this summer, but our patience will be rewarded with one hell of a weather forecast tomorrow.Â 85 degrees, 0% chance of precipitation, and not a cloud in the sky.Â Bring the SPF.Â I get especially pumped up for this event, mainly [...]
I honestly couldn’t believe my eyes when I checked the site a few minutes ago. I don’t know which asshole at Google decided to pull a prank on me, but I am impressed. How dare they advertise “sober college” on Boozeworthy.com!! These ads couldn’t represent us any worse. I am now forced to tag the [...]
SWANTON, Vt. â€“ Police say a truck carrying 40,000 pounds of beer overturned inÂ VermontÂ and closed a highway for several hours. Travis Greeno, assistant chief of theÂ Swanton Fire Department, says the truck had to be offloaded before it was pulled out of the ditch. He said it was “going to be a long day.” The truck [...]
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