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25 May 2010DANVERS, Mass. – Police said a cleaning man was taken to a hospital after being sucked into a machine at a sausage-making company in Danvers. The accident happened Thursday night as the man was cleaning the vacuum-type machine that is used to season the meat at DiLigui Sausage Co. Police said the man’s head and shoulders became [...]
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7 May 2010Northampton, MA – The victim has probably forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Northampton crosswalk. The police haven’t. Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed the street in Northampton. Officers responding to Tuesday’s incident checked the 50-year-old Belchertown man’s ID and discovered [...]
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3 Feb 2010Survival Tip: Be cautious of female drivers.
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21 Dec 2009A man dressed in animal hide was mistakenly shot dead while out hunting wild boar. Members of a shooting party opened fire when they saw him moving.
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18 Nov 2009Police in Seattle said an intoxicated man overestimated his own ninja skills and impaled himself on a fence post.
In: Random
17 Nov 2009What a drunk slut. It was inevitable that the bride would be the one bloodied up. Murphy’s law can be a real bitch.
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11 Nov 2009I’ve seen some near brushes with death before, but this one takes the cake. Two friggin trains?!
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5 Nov 2009SMBC comic
In: Survival Tip
2 Nov 2009Fork lift accident brings down an entire warehouse.
A motorist driving past a fender-bender struck three men standing on the side of a highway and drove more than a mile with one of them lodged in his windshield.
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