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Survival Tip: Don’t kill yourself.

Survival Tip: Stop acting like a bitch or you’re gonna get slapped.

Survival Tip: Don’t fuck with a 67 year-old white boy. You’ll need an ambalamps.
- via Reddit.com

Survival Tip: Don’t tell your friends about your biggest fear if you’re gonna get hammered by yourself.

Survival Tip: When you eat shit crossing the street in a flood drop the shopping bags and try to stop yourself with your hands, not your face.

Survival Tip: Stay away from the man inside the raptor suit. He has found a way to rape women in public.

Survival Tip: Make sure she’s a ‘tute before you inquire.

Survival Tip: Don’t join the local news team.

Survival Tip: Stop singing Train in the shower. That’s just asking for it.

Survival Tip: Be cautious of female drivers.


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