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I can’t believe this shit exists. Unreal. They don’t have their online store set up yet, but you gotta figure they’ll need some slogans for when they do. I took the liberty of creating some for them. You’re welcome, Pantalaine. “The Hug Jacket: perfect for the nerd in his late 20s who wants to publicly [...]
Makeup, heels, padded bras, and now booty pop? I have enough trouble identifying hot chicks through my beer goggles, but their disguises are getting more and more elaborate. All this false advertising is annoying, ladies. Knock it off. P.S. – I’m surprised they didn’t get that actor from the Microtouch commercial to act shocked at [...]
The Northwest Andrology And Cryobank doesn’t fuck around. That photo is no accident. Somewhere out there is a photographer that is extremely proud of his work. (via reddit)
Not much I can say here without being offensive. Let’s just say I’m surprised he was making a pizza. I thought he’d have more experience smoking sausage. – Nice find by Aziz Ansari.
WINDSOR, Ont. — A Windsor, Ont., man suffering from a rare metabolic disorder that causes brain damage was spared a jail sentence for stalking a 14-year-old girl. Laith Sharma, 49, was charged with criminal harassment after he became infatuated with the girl he had never met. The court heard he has developmental issues related to [...]
Major Lazer I fucking love you. Directed by Eric Wareheim (you know, Tim & Eric, that Eric). Prob NSFW
Scientists claim that breastfeeding can mean higher IQs? Shoot sign me up! “Better than anything in the world…better than a mango even” “They don’t like it when I put a bra on, they feel like I’m trapping the breast” Creepy dad in the end!
How is this on youtube>@??!!? Pretty much every line is a classic here.
Just go here: http://www.facebook.com/pages/why-test-on-animals-when-we-have-pedofiles-in-prison/119895048023327 “why test on animals when we have pedofiles in prison” AAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
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