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In: creep thoughts
1 Dec 2009“Did you know that as a child my mother refused to breastfeed me? Her logic was that she didn’t let any man see her breasts without at least a little foreplay.”
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17 Aug 2009When I was young I asked my father for a puppy for my birthday present. Instead, he decided to throw me a Mexican-themed party. It was a lot of fun, and towards the end Dad brought out a pinata. We took the bat to it for what seemed like hours, just bashing and bashing away–the [...]
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6 Aug 20093) One thing I will never understand about my neighbor Chuck is why he refuses to shave one side of his face. He tries to tell me that its not hair, but a large birthmark, but all I can do is shake my head.
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6 Aug 20092) I would so get a sex change, but all that paperwork is very deterring.
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3 Aug 2009Introducing Creep thoughts. Remember Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy? Consider this the Boozeworthy.com continuation of that legendary series. 1) Imagine if you brought a just-born baby into one of those house of mirrors? The baby would be all like, get me back in the womb already, at least there were fewer mirrors.
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