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Killer boots, man.
Let’s breeze through the nominees that have stepped up since the Leno/Conan shitstorm dissipated. Simon Monjack announced he would be filing a wrongful death lawsuit against Warner Brothers, claiming they killed his wife Brittany Murphy by firing her from Happy Feet 2. He went on to state:
“She has never, and I repeat NEVER, [...]
Well, as suspected, Leno’s statement in support of Conan, that he wouldn’t take back the Tonight Show, was utter bullshit.
I’ve been holding off posting a new chief the past couple weeks because I’ve only been seeing sub-par stories in the news. Then, captain Andrew Fenlon comes along and forces me to toss up a mid-week post.
It’s been awhile since I’ve named a new chief around here. Unfortunately, I never had time for a proper write-up during law exams. As a result, we’ve amassed a huge number of contenders in the interim. Bear with me as I try to address all of the nominees.
First of all, I know I missed out [...]
Congrats on the victory, Steph. Gone are the days of cowboys, Indians, and Ninja Turtles. They’ve been replaced by vampire, werewolves, and pedophiles. Thanks.
I guess we’ll see Spencer again sometime before 2010. The holidays are a time for peace and love. Peace and love and…Chiefs of the Week.
John Cusack is ungrateful. He should be kneeling in front of a shrine of boomboxes, clay hamburgers, and birthday candles every night before he goes to sleep.
Rajon Rondo, Brandon Spikes, and Elizabeth Lambert. Lambert was the clear victor. It was like a soccer-version of Slap Shot and Lambert was Ogie Ogilthorpe.
Larry Johnson apparently started talking trash about his coach on Twitter, and then snapping gay slurs at other Tweetees who took umbrage with his assessment.
Our winner this week is Dante Wesley of the Carolina Panthers who absolutely destroyed Tampa Bay punt returner Clifton Smith before Smith could catch the punt.
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