“The internet’s completely over,” he explained. “I don’t see why I should give my new music to iTunes or anyone else. They won’t pay me an advance for it, and then they get angry when they can’t get it.”
If you’ve wondered what that dreadful noise is coming out of your television speakers during World Cup games, now you have your answer.
There is, however, one person in the news who caught my eye. His name is Jamie Foxx and his favorite major league relief pitcher is Chadwick Bradford.
Killer boots, man. Let’s breeze through the nominees that have stepped up since the Leno/Conan shitstorm dissipated. Simon Monjack announced he would be filing a wrongful death lawsuit against Warner Brothers, claiming they killed his wife Brittany Murphy by firing her from Happy Feet 2. He went on to state: “She has never, and I [...]
Well, as suspected, Leno’s statement in support of Conan, that he wouldn’t take back the Tonight Show, was utter bullshit.
I’ve been holding off posting a new chief the past couple weeks because I’ve only been seeing sub-par stories in the news. Then, captain Andrew Fenlon comes along and forces me to toss up a mid-week post.
It’s been awhile since I’ve named a new chief around here. Unfortunately, I never had time for a proper write-up during law exams. As a result, we’ve amassed a huge number of contenders in the interim. Bear with me as I try to address all of the nominees. First of all, I know I missed [...]
Congrats on the victory, Steph. Gone are the days of cowboys, Indians, and Ninja Turtles. They’ve been replaced by vampire, werewolves, and pedophiles. Thanks.
I guess we’ll see Spencer again sometime before 2010. The holidays are a time for peace and love. Peace and love and…Chiefs of the Week.
John Cusack is ungrateful. He should be kneeling in front of a shrine of boomboxes, clay hamburgers, and birthday candles every night before he goes to sleep.
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