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Will This Movie Suck? Transformers: Dark of the Moon

In: Movies

Posted By: Doc Holliday at 12:49 pm

29 Apr 2011

Guess you don’t have to go pay 20 bucks to watch Transformers 3 this summer seeing as how you just watched the entire damn storyline in the trailer. Seriously, another alien invasion movie? Between tv and film, there has to be near 20 projects involving the same basic premise within the past two years alone. At least it’s cooler than vampires I guess. If you can tolerate the laughable dialogue, the impossibility of certain plot points, the absence of Megan Fox, the retarded title, and Shia LeBeef in general, then this movie might be somewhat entertaining. I hear Michael Bay has been working on differentiating between the robots during the fight scenes, so you won’t have to look at a tangled mess of gray metal trying to figure out who’s winning the scrap. Should be some serious eye candy in this one, and that Megan Fox replacement better bring the goods.

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  • Jorge

    daaaaaamn i’m torn, can i haz both?

  • Billykane86

    I hate her lips!!

  • GirlFu*ker999

    OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnSO SO SO SO FIT

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