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These Kids Suck

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Posted By: The Booze at 12:08 pm

15 Mar 2011

Look, I’m no saint. I’ve done some stupid shit in the midst of countless drunken endeavors, but these are the type of assholes that give drunks a bad name. Anyone who has been to college has seen it. These kids that can’t handle their liquor thinks it’s hilarious to cause destruction. They’ll rip down signs, break bathroom doors, kick holes in walls, etc. It’s not funny, it’s sad. These kids clearly don’t have a real sense of humor so they break shit to get attention. They ruin it for the rest of us by warranting increased security/police and substance-free zones. St. Patrick’s day weekend is coming up and I don’t want narcs getting after me about drinking in public.

The worst part about it is this douchebag phenomenon is not going to go away. Kids these days enter college knowing nothing about it besides what’s fed to them by poorly written coming-of-age comedies. They show up and immediately fall in line with whatever upperclassman is willing to give them the time of day. And you know who that is? Bros. Bros welcome them in, lend them a couple flourescent polos, and teach them to show up at parties, steal beers and talk shit. Bros crave attention and there’s nobody more willing to give it out than freshmen who still think funneling a beer is an impressive feat. And fuck the dumb broads who encourage it.

So I hope these pieces of shit get expelled and have to pay for every cent of the damage to that car and any others they may have ruined. Let’s clean these dickheads off campuses everywhere.

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