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Posted By: Doc Holliday at 1:47 pm

13 Jan 2011

I have no clue where this thing was manufactured, but it doesn’t matter.  There is absolutely no way in hell the designer just happened to place the mouthpiece directly over Wolverine’s cock.  No way, no how.  The paint job had to come after the blowhole was in place.  It was probably the fault of some Asian dude slaving away at his post in a cold, dark, communist toy factory, plugging the specs into whichever machine paints the wolverine punching bags.  Some miserable, malnourished bastard stuck in between the six year old employees crocheting doll dresses and the drafty door to the fenced-in backyard with one rusted basketball hoop and no backboard.  With the simple turn of a dial and a shit-eating grin, he probably flipped the paint job 180 degrees so Wolverine would be at the opposite end of the latex.  He relished the idea of thousands of American fathers putting their lips to Wolverine’s crotch and blowing on Christmas morning.  “They will look so gay,” he probably uttered in Chinese.  Come to think of it, I think I actually like this guy’s style.

I’ll tell you who would of really had a blast with this toy.  Rogue, that’s who.  Christ those x-men movies fucking blew.

(via reddit)

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