Posted By: The Booze at 4:22 pm
11 days of build up and it’s finally here. I can’t wait to get outta work, pick up my buffalo wings, throw on my Welker jersey, plop myself on the couch, and enjoy some MNF. Here are the Boozeworthy keys to the game…
- If the Patriots fall behind at any point, change seats. If this happens more than twice you are allowed to return to one of your previous seats.
- If you channel surf during commercials and miss any football action, you must shotgun a beer for every play you missed.
- If Mark Sanchez gets a rushing touchdown, order some Mexican food and neglect to pick it up from the restaurant.
- If Jon Gruden even mentions the tuck rule, call up the wambulance and send it to foxboro.
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