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Where can I buy a dolphin?

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Posted By: Doc Holliday at 4:24 pm

30 Nov 2010

I went to this aquarium before a Sox/O’s game.  I saw these dolphins fuck around for 45 minutes.  And I’m not lying when I say I absolutely need a pair of dolphins as pets.  That’s the dream isn’t it?  Make bank, buy a sick house somewhere in the Caribbean, show up to your own parties riding your pet dolphins like water skis?  That’d make the Count of Monte Cristo look like a chump.  You could have them swim around your pool with hor d’oeuvre trays strapped to their heads.  And don’t forget, chicks dig dolphins.  Fact.

By the way, the Inner Harbor area on a hot late summer day is incredible.  Follow it up with a game at Camden and you’ve got yourself a nice little Saturday right there.  Highly recommended road trip.

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