Posted By: Doc Holliday at 2:10 pm
Men inception girls every weekend in real life – just need to plant that seed early and obviously do so without using dreams. And we love it when a plan comes together.
[Scene: You're raging at a bar and you spot a young damsel across the room. You talk to her. This is real life.]
Stage 1: You buy the two of you a shot. Get whatever she wants as long as its tequila.
Stage 2: You dance. Dance dirty dammit.
Stage 3: Talk about what she wants to do after. You go back to her place. Unless she has cats.
Stage 4: She spins your totem.
Limbo is when you wake up the following morning next to a heffer. And then you realize…maybe she inception’d you.
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