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The Unveiling

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Posted By: The Booze at 10:24 am

28 Oct 2010

I still have a hard time believing there are people like this living amongst the rest of society. It’s videos like this that shove reality in my face. I was really hoping that after going through the entire unveiling process, the kid would unwrap a giant black dildo and be horrified.

Why is it that the type of people who want to buy swords are exactly the type of people that should probably never hold a sword? I don’t know how old this guy is, it’s always hard to tell with the weirdos, but I assume he sat at the magic card table in high school. I assume he was shunned from most social interaction. I assume he played countless hours of World of Warcraft when he got off the bus (Yes, he definitely took the bus).

I blame the mother for encouraging this behavior. His brother is another dweeb in the making. If I ever have kids that want to buy katana’s, I’ll lock them in a room with Boston sports paraphernalia for a week. Hopefully natural selection will take it’s course and they’ll have a fatal katana accident. I’m just kidding, I don’t really mean that. But seriously as Captain Hindsight would say, “They never should have sold a katana to that family.”

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