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“Cop’n” A Feel In The Pool

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Posted By: The Booze at 11:59 am

5 Oct 2010

CATHEDRAL CITY, CAThe three women lounging in a pool and sipping drinks were surprised to see a uniformed police officer suddenly appear on the patio.

They later told investigators they were stunned as the Cathedral City officer unbuckled his gun belt, unbuttoned his shirt, dropped his pants and underwear and jumped into the pool. “We just couldn’t believe he was actually getting into the pool,” one of the women told The Desert Sun on Wednesday.

The couple who own the house, as well as their two friends, filed a complaint with the Cathedral City Police Department early Wednesday, claiming the on-duty officer who responded to a neighbor’s noise complaint ended up naked in the pool.

The women, who said they had been drinking, said they chatted with the officer briefly and joked that he should join them. They say he then stripped, left his holstered gun on a poolside table, and jumped into the pool.

The officer followed the women around the pool, flirtatiously “playing footsy” for about 10 minutes, the husband said.

Asked by a Desert Sun reporter what the women were wearing, one of the women said, “We had bottoms on … and tops.”

The husband said he was so troubled by the officer’s presence that he considered picking up the gun and ordering the officer to leave. But he decided against it because he didn’t want to escalate the situation with four children sleeping inside the house.

Instead, he said he ran to the front of the house, scrawled the license plate number of the patrol car onto his forearm and called 911. “I thought maybe someone would show up and see him inside the pool,” the man said.

When the officer heard the call on his police radio, he jumped out of the water, grabbed his clothes and ran back to his car, according to the wife and one of her friends.

Something doesn’t seem right here. There’s definitely something missing from this story. Allow me to direct your attention to two key parts of that story…

#1 – Asked by a Desert Sun reporter what the women were wearing, one of the women said, “We had bottoms on … and tops.”

Notice the brief pause in that quote before she said “and tops”. If someone was describing their pool attire, wouldn’t they just say “bathing suit” or “bikini”? This tells us that they were either skinny dipping or at the very least topless that night.

#2 – The women, who said they had been drinking, said they chatted with the officer briefly and joked that he should join them

If 3 drunk, topless women in a pool asked you to climb in with them, would you say no? Let’s not forget that they were facing reprimand from an officer of the law. I’m not so sure they didn’t offer him a BJ to get out of trouble.

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