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How Is This Real? Joint Clothing

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Posted By: The Booze at 10:48 am

26 Aug 2010

I can’t believe this shit exists. Unreal. They don’t have their online store set up yet, but you gotta figure they’ll need some slogans for when they do. I took the liberty of creating some for them. You’re welcome, Pantalaine.

“The Hug Jacket: perfect for the nerd in his late 20s who wants to publicly display his affection for the one girl that finally took his virginity.”

“Unisex Snap Trainer: A dream come true for all the 3-legged race enthusiasts out there.”

“The Extra Love: A perfect gift for the wife you’re cheating on”

“Couch dress: One up your friend that has a snuggie.”

“The All-for-One Lefty: Not gay enough yet? Grab one of these.”

“The Shamrocker: a great way for your boners to mingle.”

“Super Sweats: Want four hands in your pants? We knew you would.”

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