The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Tags: The Daily Show: Bed Bug & Beyond, COMEDYCENTRAL – Somewhere, someone out there is making a bed bug porno with knife dicks involved. As the saying goes: “If it exists, there’s a porn of it. And if there’s porn of it, it’s on Al K’s laptop.”
The Fork in the Garbage Disposal is going to take the nation by storm.
Friend rentals? You gotta be shitting me. Are people really so lame that they need to pay for friendship? You could be a 7 foot, acne faced, unibrowed, thumbsucking ginger with a really high voice and a sword collection and STILL have friends. It’s really unfathomable to me that someone would resort to paying for [...]
You know those moments in sports when a player fucks up, but his teammates refuse to let him get down on himself? The moments when they manage to stay supportive and help him move past it? I’m going to go ahead and guess this isn’t one of those moments. Drop down and get tackled in the backfield [...]
I was bored at work so I created a quiz on Sporcle. If I see a lot of quiz results then this may become a recurring post. To sum that up: If you want more quizzes, click the link and play this one… BUDDIES http://www.sporcle.com/games/thebooze/tv_in_other_words
All in all, good stuff. At the very least, it gave us something to laugh at while we wait for all the fall shows to start up again.
There’s a new meme on the loose following the release of a photo of Michael Cera taken by Scott Pilgrim director Edgar Wright.
I would love to know the context which created this scene. I would also love to know those chicks.
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