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Darth Vader Robs Bank

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Posted By: The Booze at 12:22 pm

23 Jul 2010

SETAUKET, N.Y - A man donning a Darth Vader mask at a New York bank has gone to the dark side.

Police say the man entered a Chase bank branch on Long Island on Thursday, displayed a gun and demanded money. A surveillance camera caught the “Star Wars” character wearing a blue cape and camouflage pants.

The bandit escaped from the Setauket bank with an undetermined amount of cash.

The real Darth Vader doesn’t use guns. He strangles people with the force and chops off people’s hands with his lightsaber. He also wouldn’t be caught dead in a blue cape. This was a sloppy performance.

I never understood the allure of buying authentic storm trooper and vader costumes. I’m sure the novelty of having one is pretty awesome, but doesn’t that wear off pretty quickly? How often can you realistically wear that around? Seems like a big waste of money to me. Although, I think if I owned a Vader mask I’d throw it on right before having sex and say “You are unwise to lower your defenses.”

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