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Massachusetts Man Sucked Into Sausage-Making Machine

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Posted By: The Booze at 9:00 am

25 May 2010

DANVERS, Mass.Police said a cleaning man was taken to a hospital after being sucked into a machine at a sausage-making company in Danvers. The accident happened Thursday night as the man was cleaning the vacuum-type machine that is used to season the meat at DiLigui Sausage Co. Police said the man’s head and shoulders became stuck in the machine after it somehow activated while being cleaned.

There are some foods I enjoy despite being unaware of their ingredients. Sausage is one of these foods (no homo). Some other foods that fall into this category are hot dogs, Dunkin Donuts breakfast sandwiches, and taco bell burritos. Therefore, I find it entirely plausible that human meat is a key ingredient in sausage. Maybe this shit happens all the time and they just say “fuck it.” Maybe human meat is what makes it so tasty. If you suddenly have developed a fear of eating sausage, let this be a lesson that ignorance is bliss.

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