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Woman runs over Lord Jesus Christ

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Posted By: Alfred K at 1:35 pm

7 May 2010



Northampton, MA – The victim has probably forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Northampton crosswalk.
The police haven’t. Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed the street in Northampton. Officers responding to Tuesday’s incident checked the 50-year-old Belchertown man’s ID and discovered that, indeed, Lord Jesus Christ is his legal name. He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries. Police say 20-year-old Brittany Cantarella was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.

Lord Jesus was reported to say “Jesus Fucking Christ!!!” as the pain of his broken body set in.

(via Boston.com)

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