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This Dude Will Eat Your Eyes

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Posted By: Doc Holliday at 4:55 pm

4 May 2010

What if her eyes actually were blueberries?  What if I were a chef?  What if I wanted to bake a blueberry cake?  What if I ate too much food at dinner and didn’t leave myself room for any fucking blueberries?  Does this shirt make my face look less gay?  How hard would it be to shave my soul patch into a tiny penis?  If I film myself pretending to flirt with imaginary women, will people make fun of me relentlessly on youtube?

In case you’re wondering whether Alex Macrae made an entire series of instructional videos about getting laid, you better fucking believe he made an entire series of instructional videos about getting laid.

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  • alk

    this guy is a class A douche

  • ryan

    you'll find this kid's name next to douche in the dictionary.

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