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Posted By: Alfred K at 2:45 pm

15 Apr 2010

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip.

What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?


Why does a whore wear panties?

To keep her ankles warm.

Two guys are talking in the pub.

‘Hey,’ says one, ‘you wouldn’t believe what happened to me last night.’

‘What was that?’ says the other.

‘Well, I was walking home and found this woman tied to the railway tracks, so I untied her, picked her up, and carried her home. Then I spent the whole night fucking her… her pussy, up her ass, over her tits, you name it, we did it.’

‘Wow! And did you get a blow job?’

‘Nah….I couldn’t find her head.’

Q: How do you circumcise a West Virginian?

A: Kick his sister in the mouth

What’s the difference between your wife and your job? A: After 10 years, the job still sucks.

What’s the difference between jelly and jam?

I can’t jelly my dick in a dead baby.

What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?

Both can smell it but can’t eat it.

How do you know when your sister’s on her period?

When your dad’s dick tastes like blood.

That’s all folks!

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