ESPN’s Simulator Predicts C’s Will Win It All

So ESPN is promoting their new fancy playoff simulator tool on their front page, so I figured I’d appease them and give it a try. No joke, this was the outcome on my very first go-round. Based on the 17% upset over the Cavs in the conference semis I’m not so sure ESPN didn’t hone in on my IP address and deduct that I was a Celtics fan. Nonetheless, the desired result came up and I now endorse the shit out of this simulator. Shit is undeniable.