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Vaginal scent in a bottle? (NSFW)

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Posted By: Alfred K at 1:17 pm

30 Mar 2010

A German company is offering vaginal juices in a bottle for use as Eau de Cologne. The company responsible, Vivaeros, a sex toy manufacturer, provides some glib spiel about this not-perfume:

The erotic, intimate scent of an irresistible woman…The precious, vaginal odour filled into a small glass phial. The phial is shaken gently, only a tiny amount of the precious, organic substance is applied onto the back of the hand… and the irresistible smell that exudes from a sensuous vagina immediately intensifies your erotic fantasies and starts the film rolling in your head…

VULVA Original is not a perfume. It is a beguiling vaginal scent which is purely a substance for your own smelling pleasure. Breathe in and enjoy, anytime, anywhere, the odour of a beautiful woman.

Boy, you just cannot make this stuff up. Who would ever buy this? A gay dude trying to attract straight men? Seriously, worst product idea EVER.

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