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Posted By: The Booze at 1:23 pm

19 Mar 2010

dump in your pants – w4m – 22 (MA)

Date: 2010-03-19, 11:05AM EDT

I noticed you noticing me, but then I also noticed it look as though you were walking along with a dump in your pants. I wondered to myself, who is this kind sir with a stentch of fecal matter permeating from his trousers. Nevertheless that didn’t stop me from having such a strong attraction to you and your repulsive odor. We were at the zoo and you were touching yourself in the corner of the parrot exhibit and ever since then the very thought of you makes me twitch with excitement. please if you remember me write back, i miss you so. All i think of is that lingering smell and the way you waddled about with crap pants on, it made me so hot and bothered. I hope to talk to you again soon. xxxxx

 - Thanks to the Jiggler for the tip

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