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Woman Delivers Surprise Baby

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Posted By: The Booze at 10:40 am

10 Mar 2010

HARRODSBURG, Ky.A 32-year-old Kentucky woman who said she didn’t know that she was pregnant delivered her newborn son on the floor of her laundry room by herself and even cut the umbilical cord. Kelly Bottom told The Advocate-Messenger that she also picked up her other son from school and stopped in at the baby’s grandmother’s house to show her the infant before going to the hospital Thursday.

The newspaper reported the mother and baby were discharged from the hospital Monday after checking in Thursday night.

How do you not know you’re pregnant before delivery day? I’m no authority on the matter, seeing as how I’m not a woman (anymore) and I’ve never been pregnant, but you gotta figure there are some dead giveaways. Even if you’re 300 pounds overweight, can’t you feel the baby kicking inside you? Wouldn’t that be a dead giveaway that you either have a baby in there or an alien ready to bust out

If this hadn’t taken place in Kentucky, I’d have figured this story was about Al K’s girlfriend.

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