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Matt Cooke is a jackass.

In: Sports

Posted By: Doc Holliday at 11:35 am

8 Mar 2010

My first thought after seeing Savard twitch on the ice like an injured player from NHLPA ’93 was that Claude should send out Lucic, Thornton, Stuart, and Chara all at once next time Matt Cooke stepped on the ice.  The bad news is that it didn’t happen.  The good news is we play the Pens again in a couple weeks.  Cooke might try to call in sick on March 18th, likely suffering from vaginal itch and forearm shivers.  Prick.

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  • JPizzle

    I would like to thank The Booze for making me Google a hundred different times “Marc Savard dead?” the other day due to the Facebook status he posted after it happened saying “RIP Marc Savard.” I thought he had some crazy insider scoop that I was unaware of that ESPN was not telling me about.

  • The Booze

    You're welcome. sucker.

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