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Posted By: Doc Holliday at 12:30 pm

5 Feb 2010

AUS - A reader writes, “Australian Classification Board (ACB) is now banning depictions of small-breasted women in adult publications and films. They banned mainstream pornography from showing women with A-cup breasts, apparently on the grounds that they encourage pedophilia, and in spite of the fact this is a normal breast size for many adult women. Presumably small breasted women taking photographs of themselves will now be guilty of creating simulated child pornography, to say nothing of the message this sends to women with modestly sized chests or those who favor them. Australia has also banned pornographic depictions of female ejaculation, a normal orgasmic sexual response in many women, with censors branding it as ‘abhorrent.’

“The Board has also started to ban depictions of small-breasted women in adult publications and films. This is in response to a campaign led by Kids Free 2 B Kids and promoted by Barnaby Joyce and Guy Barnett in Senate Estimates late last year. Mainstream companies such as Larry Flint’s Hustler produce some of the publications that have been banned. These companies are regulated by the FBI to ensure that only adult performers are featured in their publications. “We are starting to see depictions of women in their late 20s being banned because they have an A cup size”, she said. “It may be an unintended consequence of the Senator’s actions but they are largely responsible for the sharp increase in breast size in Australian adult magazines of late”.  (via boingboing, wwtdd)

Part of me wants to get up on my feet and give Australia a standing O.  I mean, Amsterdam or Sweden I could see this coming from.  But I never thought Australia would suddenly outlaw small tits out of the blue.

But to be perfectly honest, I think Oz is making a huge mistake.  I’m in virtual love with several small-chested pornstars, and by cutting girls like that out of the public sphere, the Australian populus misses out on some incredible talents (1, 2, 3).  Christ, if I had to skip out on Brianna Love, I’d turn into the new Al Capone of the Australian porn prohibition and start bootlegging vhs tapes across the fucking outback.  Sew ‘em into camel humps and shit.  Fuck Kevin Costner and Sean Connery, they can untouch my ballsack.

On a completely unrelated note, I hooked up with some girl last night who had the movie “Fubar” on her DVD rack.  Needless to say, I promptly popped it in the DVD player upon waking up this morning.  If you haven’t seen Fubar already, then go rent it.  Know what?  If you haven’t seen Fubar already, then go BUY that shit immediately.

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