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al-Qaida is planting explosives in women’s breasts

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Posted By: The Booze at 11:08 am

5 Feb 2010

LONDON - Agents for Britain’s MI5 intelligence service have discovered that Muslim doctors trained at some of Britain’s leading teaching hospitals have returned to their own countries to fit surgical implants filled with explosives. Women suicide bombers recruited by al-Qaida are known to have had the explosives inserted in their breasts under techniques similar to breast enhancing surgery.

“Think about it Derek, these women are perfectly constructed to become assassins. They have large breasts. They can gain entry into the most secure places in the world. And most important of all, muslim women don’t think for themselves. They do as they’re told.”

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