Some Guy Has Been Throwing Animal Semen On Schoolgirls

BBC – A man who throws animal semen on schoolgirls is being hunted by police following a sixth attack. Detectives in Greater Manchester, described the assaults, all in the Bury area, as “disgusting”.

The man follows young girls before they discover they have been smeared with the liquid. Police have released a CCTV image of a man they want to speak to. The first attack was reported in November and the latest was last week.

Det Insp Lynne Vernon, from Greater Manchester Police, said: “We have six separate incidents and do not know the motivation behind them – while we do not want people to be frightened unnecessarily, we are taking these reports seriously.

“None of the victims was physically harmed in any way but this is still a disgusting act and the person responsible must be caught.

This is pretty damn hilarious. Sure, the guy’s gotta be a sketchball if he’s gathering bucket-loads of animal semen, but if you ignore that detail, he’s just a damn good prankster. I’d like to see this captured on video. Perhaps a Boozeworthy reenactment is in order. Any actresses available out there?