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Woman Will Have Plastic Surgery To Look Like Jessica Alba

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Posted By: The Booze at 8:52 am

28 Jan 2010

SHANGHAI (AFP)A Chinese woman is so keen to win back her ex-boyfriend that she plans to undergo plastic surgery to transform herself into his favourite actress: Hollywood star Jessica Alba.

The 21-year-old, who identified herself as Xiaoqing, told the Shanghai Daily that she had met with doctors at a plastic surgery clinic in the eastern Chinese city who offered to do the work for free.

“I have made my decision,” the newspaper quoted her as saying.”I’m not only doing it for my ex-boyfriend, but for myself. I am a psychologically weak person. I want to do something to challenge myself and build a strong personality through it.”

First of all, someone let me know how the surgery turns out. I am obviously skeptical that a free procedure is going to produce a Jessica Alba clone. If it were really that easy, I’d start dating the next girl I see and constantly mention how much I love Meagan Fox. However, even if it does work out as planned, I doubt the ex-boyfriend is going to want her back. I am willing to bet that the ex-boyfriend didn’t dump her solely based on her looks. She seems like the type of crazy that you leave by the wayside.

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