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Man fakes being a popo to get free sex

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Posted By: Alfred K at 12:30 pm

25 Jan 2010


DETROIT (WXYZ) – A 51-year-old Detroit man is locked up, accused of breaking up a Wayne County Sheriff’s Department prostitution sting by impersonating a police officer.

Investigators say that around 5:00 p.m., Wednesday, the man pulled up to a female detective in the area of Vernor and Oakdale on the city’s east side. At the time the detective, who was posing as a prostitute, was talking with another man.

This guy had it made in the shade! Tired of paying escalating prostitute fees, he invested his money in a gun and fake badge and then got all the free ZJs a man could desire. Now his only mistake was not watching manswers. Clearly, you have to ask any ‘tute if they would like to go with you to take erotic photos. If they refuse, they are probably a cop. If they say yes, then its safe to blackmail them for free sex.

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