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Man Repeatedly Caught On Tape Pissing On Neighbors’ Plants

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Posted By: The Booze at 9:51 am

21 Jan 2010

The Local - A couple in Hamburg have finally got to the bottom of why the plants in their front garden keep turning brown and dying – their neighbour has been urinating on them at night.

A years-long feud between the two families could now be finished, after the weed-upon couple confronted their urinating neighbour – dubbed the “terror-pisser” – with video evidence of his night-time activities…

Honest to God, I grew up thinking that urine helped plants grow. Maybe my Dad made a joke about it when I was a kid that I took seriously, but until now I did not know it was harmful. Call me an idiot, but I figured there had to be some nutrients in there. After all, horse shit is used as fertilizer. For the science geeks out there ready to drop some truth on my ass in the comments section, please save yourself the trouble and go jerk it to Tom Cruise. My lack of scientific knowledge is by design. Ignorance is bliss.

But enough about me, let’s talk about this guy. Well done, sir. There’s really no better way to express your hate for someone than to use their property as a toilet bowl. You’ve truly earned a great nickname in “the terror-pisser.”

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