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Giant Porn Broadcast Causes Traffic Jam In Moscow

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Posted By: The Booze at 10:20 am

18 Jan 2010

ABC NewsAn enormous television screen showing a pornographic film has caused a midnight traffic jam in central Moscow as stunned motorists slammed on the brakes to gawk at the writhing naked bodies.

The owner of the advertising screen, which sits atop a main road about two kilometres south of the Kremlin, told the state-run RIA news agency that hackers had broken into the screen’s computer system and turned on the porn.

“They were either acting out of hooliganism or were from a rival company,” Viktor Laptev, commercial director of advertising firm Panno.ru, told RIA.

A short clip showing cars slowing to a halt to look at the screen sprung up on YouTube and internet sites on Friday (local time) across Russia, a country which banned nudity on television before the Soviet Union fell in 1991.

That must have been the worst traffic jam ever for the people that weren’t in range of the TV. I can’t count the number of times I’ve been in a traffic jam only to find out it was caused by drivers slowing down to look at a fender bender. If something like that can capture their attention, I don’t even want to know how long this backup lasted.

There was probably at least one guy who whipped it out and beat off right there in the car. At least that’d be a productive way to pass the time. It’s not too farfetched, guys like AK do it every morning on their way to work.

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  • al k

    hey im a busy guy, and i consider my car sexier than most women..

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