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Anal gone wrong: some pointers

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Posted By: Alfred K at 5:43 pm

12 Jan 2010

It’s been an exciting 8 months in your relationship and you’ve shown a lot persistence and determination when it comes to trying out the backdoor.

Then magically on one rainy January evening after two bottles of wine, and a steamy make out session, you finally get cleared to buzz the tower.  You haven’t felt this excited since the time you finished a match with over 50% rail gun accuracy in Quake 3.

Things are shaky at first but eventually you get the hang of it. Suddenly, as you were trying to pace yourself you accidentally slipped and abruptly pulled out. This leads to a Hershey trail the size of your forearm getting streaked across the sheets. Pop Quiz: What do you do?

Well done article, read the rest here.

Good advice here.  Its not like in porn, cuz in real life there is no editing!

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