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Crappy Birthday, Sweetie!

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Posted By: The Booze at 10:10 am

7 Jan 2010

ZWINGLE, IowaAsk this Iowa wife if she got the perfect birthday present and she’ll tell you her hubby “dung good.”

Carole and Dick Kleis live together on their eastern Iowa farm. This year for her birthday, Dick used more than 120,000 pounds of manure to spell out a special message. It basically says ‘Happy Birthday, Love You,’ but in shorthand.

And it only took three hours to spell it all out in a stinky, but mushy way. ”It’s not hard,” said Kleis. “Any manure will work but the good, soft, gushy, warm stuff works the best. It kind of melts the snow.”

Later that night, he wrote a note on her forehead with a different substance.

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