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Preteen girls rob bank..

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Posted By: Alfred K at 11:44 am

6 Jan 2010


Authorities say two young girls entered 1st National Bank on busy Fields Ertel Road on Tuesday afternoon, handed a bank teller a note demanding money and made their getaway.

With helicopters flying overhead and at least one police canine on the ground, the two girls – who police believe are 14 to 15 years old and 12 years old – got away with cash. The Hamilton County Sheriff’s Office would not say how much.

The older girl is described as black, heavyset, 5-feet 4-inches to 5-feet 5-inches tall, and wearing a dark knit cap, dark hooded sweat shirt and blue jeans. The younger girl is described as black with a thin build, and 5-feet tall to 5-feet 2-inches tall. She was reportedly wearing a baseball cap with the round tag still hanging from it.

Authorities say the girls implied they would harm bank employees, but did not appear to have any weapons. The sheriff’s office would not say whether surveillance equipment caught pictures of the girls and did not release any surveillance photos.

So two young girls, one with obvious pigtails, another probably wearing a care bears sweater, comes into your bank. They hand you a politely written note with all the I’s dotted with hearts. They have no guns. Mistaking them for girl scouts you hand them over all your money and don’t alert the police.

-This is the only logical scenario. The only type of bank I’d let these girls rob is my sperm bank! HEYO

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