Follow The Booze on Twitter - Facebook Fan Page - FriendFeed

“He May Have Ben Under The Influence of Drugs”

In: News

Posted By: The Booze at 11:05 am

31 Dec 2009

NBCA Southern California rampage involved a man allegedly jumping out of a third-story window, killing a dog with his bare hands and then pouring coffee all over himself after running naked through a tennis club, say authorities.

Bayron Reyes Lopez allegedly began his busy day at a San Clemente apartment, where deputies responded to reports of a loud radio at 4:30 a.m. Wednesday, according to the Orange County Sheriff’s Department.

“We get there, go in the room, the guy is gone,” sheriff’s spokesman Jim Amormino told the Orange County Register.Lopez is believed to have jumped from the third-story window, the newspaper reported.

Around 6 a.m., Lopez resurfaced nearby and allegedly killed a dog. Julie Donnelly, 34, told deputies she was walking her pet miniature Schnauzer, Kokanee, near the 1100 block of Calle del Cerro when a man approached her, picked up her dog, choked it and then slammed the animal into the pavement. The man fled the area on foot, said Donnelly.

A few minutes later, deputies found Lopez at the Rancho San Clemente Tennis Club, lying naked on the ground, pouring coffee on himself. Before his coffee break, Lopez was allegedly running around the club naked, said a witness who called police.

“He may have been under the influence of drugs,” Amormino told the Register.

Wow, that was a great punchline. Unintentional I’m sure, but great nonetheless. When a guy jumps three stories, strangles an innocent dog, pours coffee on himself on a tennis court, and has a crazy smile in his prison photo, that’s a pretty safe assumption. A truly John Madden-esque police report.

Share and Enjoy:
  • Digg
  • Facebook
  • Mixx
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Reddit
  • Suggest to Techmeme via Twitter
  • StumbleUpon
blog comments powered by Disqus


The Crew

Editor in Chief - The Booze

Editor - Alfred Kehollick

Editor - Doc Holliday

Editor - Vodka Tonic

Editor - Thurgood Jenkins

Got a Story? Send us a Tip!

Follow us on Twitter:
Friend us on Facebook:
Get your Fix in your Feed: