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Posted By: Alfred K at 12:15 am

29 Dec 2009

If you were an escaped convict, would you regularly update your Facebook status?

This question is significant because Craig “Lazie” Lynch has, according to, been on the run from a British prison since September. However, his Facebook page, updated with a plethora of bons mots Sunday, has stirred so many who admire freedom and, um, crime.

Lynch’s musings are enjoying the attention of more than 3,000, um, friends. They have been regaled with Lynch’s dilemmas, thoughts and wishes. This, for example, from Sunday: “Trying to figure out my plans for New Years. I know what I want to do but its not that easy.”

What an egomaniac! Dude I didn’t care about the minutia of your life before your prison, why would you risk capture to let me in on the details now? Unless he is secretly chillin on a beach on a remote island and has a friend updating this page to keep the cops off his tail, then this is one super FAIL.

Read more of his updates here

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