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Introducing the Nicolas Cage Adventure Set…

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Posted By: Doc Holliday at 2:47 pm

28 Dec 2009

Did you get a horrible gift for Christmas that you intend to return?  Do the words “Nic Cage” bring a smile to your face?  If you answered yes, then the Nicolas Cage Adventure Set is for you!  Now available for purchase online, so you can end up with a gift you’ll truly enjoy:

Introducing the Nicolas Cage Adventure Set! The magic and wonder of one of the most dynamic figures of the 21st century comes home in this incredible playset. Reusable vinyl stickers cling like magic to glossy backdrops! Mix and match accessories! Peel and re-peel to create new scenes! The fate of Nicolas Cage is in your hands!  Each set includes a double-sided 8.5 x 11 inch play background (depicting “tropical island” and “haunted castle” environments) and one 8.5 x 11 inch sheet of nine vinyl cling stickers: 3 full-body Nicolas Cages, battle axe, skateboard, ice cream cone, scary ghost, parrot, and space helmet.  Only $12.00 + shipping!  (via brandonbird)

My imagination is running wild.  I think I’d have yacht club Cage wielding the battle axe on the LOST island backdrop, standing atop the parrot as it flies across the screen toward a confused Jack Shephard and the rest of the beach camp.  Cage dismounts…

Nic Cage: Let me see if I can get this straight.  You crashed your plane, built a beach camp, fought the Others, found a hatch – that was really cool by the way – and traveled through time.  But how, in the name of Zeus’s BUTTHOLE did you get off the island?!

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