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The Pope had a rough day.

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Posted By: Doc Holliday at 11:36 pm

24 Dec 2009

I’ll give credit where credit’s due…that lady made one hell of a nice leap.  If she wasn’t headed to jail for the next 20 years, she could’ve taken on Caster Semenya in London 2012.  Vatican City is it’s own sovereign nation though, so for all we know she could be missing everything north of her neck by midnight tonight.

The main issue, however, is the B-squad security team that was apparently assigned to the Pope on Christmas Eve.  The team has one job and one job only – walk next to Eggs Benedict and make sure no one tries to flank him while he walks down the aisle.  Just keep an eye out for anything suspicious…like the fucking lady in the bright red coat that suddenly pops up in the front row like a neon whack-a-mole.  I would recommend assigning an agent to walk on the side of the procession so the free safety doesn’t have to land a flying form tackle from the rear.  Idiots.

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